Days turn into weeks, which turn into months, which turn into years, which turn into decades, which turn into cemeteries. But love is eternal.

“I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must hav…”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so r…”