Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. …”

“The task may be simple for me, but if I make it look too easy, you won’t apprec…”

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”