Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”