Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”

“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of …”

“They’ll know who the brains of the operation was when they see me smash my clon…”

“Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you tast…”