Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.


“If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man fo…”

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”

“Like ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!”