Death is like bedtime—we all want to put it off until tomorrow. But when you’re going to bed, I’m just getting up, Lazarus style.

“If I exhaled parachutes, I might breathe from great heights.”

“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”

“I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’…”

“A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man l…”