Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.

“Days turn into weeks, which turn into months, which turn into years, which turn…”

“John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machin…”

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”