Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof

“Maybe if you’d worn a shirt—” “They said they didn’t have a shirt!” “Then I hav…”

“He should hate those nails. He normally considered that sort of thing tacky or …”

“So, taking a page from the Alla Baranova-MacRyrie handbook of motivational tech…”

“No, he wasn’t letting Dez MacDermot get away. He’d take her down like his ances…”