Designing an airplane and modeling it after an ostrich is a stretch, but I’ve always been flexible.

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“I’m 6’3”, but you would think I was Napoleon’s height because I’m slouched over…”

“I lit my loneliness on fire like it was a cigarette. But I didn’t smoke it, bec…”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”