Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground as I walk).

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or…”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for …”

“Murdering a mute to silence him is overkill.”