Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?

“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fa…”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you c…”

“I’d rather have a career that utilizes my creativity, but torturing people all …”

“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, le…”