Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating with individuals who are as close to macaroni and cheese as humanly possible.

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”

“My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for …”

“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV din…”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”