Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their money, I’ll save their money for them.

“Don’t be alarmed by the flashing lights and the sirens you can’t see or hear. J…”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“I’d rather own something that’s worth millions to nobody, than something that’s…”