Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you were wearing a football helmet full of chili? 


“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise y…”

“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing …”

“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”