Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

“Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I'd have sa…”

“If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I giv…”

“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”

“I have thin lips, like two rose petals on top of each other, and I would say I …”