Do you know a man better than me?” I asked her. “Yes,” she replied. “Great,” I said, “then run to him. Run to your better man.” But she didn’t run off, mainly because she was in a wheelchair.

“I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is t…”

“I love the way the color lavender smells, and the way the color salmon tastes. …”

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”