Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

“Everything occurred in phases. The "Holy Crap, We're Dead!" phase was marked by…”

“That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinque…”

“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and…”

“I´d use Google to find out, but seem to have misplaced my house along with my l…”