Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did.

“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”

“I’d prefer going on a date with 10 women at once. Not only might I get a bulk d…”

“Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch o…”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”