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“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty m…”

“Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And b…”

“Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."--Mr. Burns”

“Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, …”