Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”

“Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s a…”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“They say you fear what you don't understand. Maybe that's why every time I'm in…”