Don’t do something today you’ll regret for the next 10,000 tomorrows. No, you should have done that yesterday.

“If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.”

“Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading …”

“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”

“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”