Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

“She couldn't take her eyes off the boxers. Mostly, she had a view of the back, …”

“It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thou…”

“No sausage?" he asked.Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of pu…”

“I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY …”