Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’v…” “He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.” “You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you…” “I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”