Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.


“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”

“My window of opportunity had blinds in it. Helen Keller and friends were standi…”

“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot…”

“What I thought was a black hole turned out to be nothing more than a splatter o…”