Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.

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“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”

“I asked myself a question, but I wouldn’t answer, because it was too personal. …”

“The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in hig…”