Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.

“With cars I like newer models, but with people I like older models. Why aren’t …”

“Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”