Don’t tell me to write your story. Write your own story. If you won’t write it down, it probably isn’t worth writing down—or reading.

“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and li…”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it neede…”

“People are like books. You can either read them, or you can burn them. But befo…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”