Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”

“I want to head up a committee to discuss how to properly head up committees. Ou…”

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but…”

“I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to ai…”