Don’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.

“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks…”

“I think the best punishment for a misbehaving child is to strap them to a chair…”

“I don’t want to find the Fountain of Youth, because I’m searching for the Fount…”