Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.

“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip …”

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”

“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”