Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy.

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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“I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weeken…”

“Sometimes when I read before bed I get so tired that my eyes gloss over the sen…”

“You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on…”