Dream nonsense:
Character: Hey, how are you?
Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we co…”

“I can’t marry a bisexual woman, because she might be having an affair with the …”

“The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”