Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases me, but as a Libertarian it pisses me off.


“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviousl…”

“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age,…”

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”

“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A ling…”