Ease off the martyr throttle.

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

“My brother threw up his hands. "What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her cl…”

“I... briefly wondered why I kept running into repeat uses of various locations …”

“Okay," I said. "I'm going to do something I know you both hate. I'm going to ge…”