Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known …”

“We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”