English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.

“I’ll leave the rest to you. Then, once you’re finished with the last part, I’ll…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”

“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Finge…”

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”