Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I wouldn’t be a whistleblower. I’m more into flutes.

“Is it better to win over the hearts and minds of the people, or imprison them a…”

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just …”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

“All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.”