Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very much alive. Or at least it was yesterday, when I went to visit the cemetery.

“My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking …”

“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.”

“I’m a student of life. My own. So I’m also my own teacher.”

“Aaron Burr was probably a cold man.”