Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong. Usually it only happens when I write in cursive and am endorsing checks for money I can’t recall earning.

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”

“Helen Keller, she just can’t see how much I love her. Also, she acts like she c…”

“I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, …”

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”