Even though I wore an eye patch, the Cyclops and I, we didn’t see eye to eye. We argued about the nature of love, and I hated it, so in the name of love I had to stab him.

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“Should I masturbate before we meet up? I don’t want to be horny and thinking wi…”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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“What you consider gross—dead rats—I consider considerate gifts.”