Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.

“There’s nothing that says love like getting money as a gift, and then giving it…”

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”

“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the ga…”

“Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, beca…”