Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.

“If taxis were patriotic symbols, I’d flag one down on the Fourth of July.”

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I lo…”

“Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!”