Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secretly I’m trying to drown them and eat them—just like I tried to do to my teammates in my tenure on my high school swim team.

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligen…”

“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.”

“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it…”