Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“I’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and…”

“The phrase “Rat you out” is offensive because it’s not offensive enough. It sho…”

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”