Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.

“What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.”

“What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making mon…”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty …”

“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in …”