Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live to see 100. Likewise, everyone who has a big nose at onetime had a small nose. However, not everyone with a small nose also has a small penis.

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just…”

“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noti…”