Everyone owns a piece of democracy. Actually, I own two pieces, and each one has a nipple.

“Accepting your help, I’m not doing it for me—I’m doing it for you. You need to …”

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics…”

“I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”

“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”