Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. I…”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”