Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

“The big reason why folks leave a small town,' Rant used to say, 'is so they can…”

“This makeover would make piercings and tattoos and brandings look so lame, all …”

“You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”

“What Tyler says about the crap and the slaves of history, that's how I felt. I …”