Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“If love were a color, it'd be orange. Not because that's a romantic color, but …”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a p…”