EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair
shane:bite me

“Right. That’s the end of the line for you tonight. You’re going home, I’m seein…”

“What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!”

“I need to be a vampire," she said. "and I want one of them to make it happen. M…”

“It's called being polite; they probably didn't teach you that at home. Doesn't …”